Could Brandonn Webb be any more of a pimp, seriously? Eight kickass innings, 2 runs, 7 hits, 4 Ks... Pimp, I tell you!

Course SOMEONE ELSE was also a pimp today, bumping his BA up to 291. Baffled? Tired of guessing?

Answer: Some dude named Byrnes.

Some kid decided to take a piss in my apartment complex's pool and they made everybody leave for like two days. Grr. Needless to say it... pissed me off...

Ha ha. Funny, right? Maybe not.

THERE IS WATER IN MY EAR PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT GO AWAY

¡Tengo demasiado energía y nada que ver consigo! ¡Ayúdemeeee!!

Forgive my extended absence.

In light of recent enlightenments I have decided to take a brief hiatus from the internet. In a kind of "epiphany" I have come to the realization that in order to attain the highest degree of self, one must search deeply within oneself for the core that will allow them to tap into the secret part that lives within all of us. In so doing I will find inner balance, and eventually outward balance.

( Peace be with thee. )

I GOT FINGERED AGAIN.

DAAAAD, come back from Cincinnati and make them stop picking on me!

;___;


(This is how interesting my life is lately! Shocked? Didn't think so.)

Well I've been nudged, so that means I have to update. If not to please Mr. jepeavy44 because I'm a people-pleaser like that.

HI PEAVESTER


Sooooo more playing time this season makes me One Happy Eric. Need to work on that .269 BA though, kinda. Course there's this like tiny inner me that's shriveling up because I can't surf in Arizona...


EXCUSE ME, MR. DURAZO SIR, but I believe I nudged you like 40 days and 40 nights ago?!


Smackdown with Houston tomorrow. Oh yeah. I'll be waitin'.









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I'm back I'm back I'm b a c k !

Because we all know the only thing to bring me out of my offseason stupor is a pointless meme!

( The goods. )

Thefted from joshbeckett of course.

Haha I type "Jock Beckett" every damn time. Tell me that's not fate.

And I, as much as anyone, am dying to know what exactly Mr. Beane himself is planning to do with Ye Olde Oakland Staff come ST. Because it just wouldn't be a true A's offseason without an unexpected move from the management, now would it.









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Why does everything have to suck?


Add to that, there's a fucking fly in my bedroom. Someone please kill it.









( [OOC] )

[...]

Somebody buy me one of these.

And while this is going on, the White Sox are off winning the World Series. Congrats, dudes!

A day in the Life of Byrnes:

- Sleep till 4 PM.
- Surf.
- Baseball.
- Lather.
- Rinse.
- Repeat.
(Who woulda thought my offseason life would be so boring?)

A big juicy "hi" to all you journaling people who miss my strapping presence oh so terribly. <3

Californiaaaaaaaaaa...

Here we coooommmmmmme...

Dear Yankees,

I understand you must win what with it being late in the season and all, but you can stop raping my team now. Thank you.

Mr. Byrnes