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Eric Shmeric
20 July 2006 @ 11:46 pm
Could Brandonn Webb be any more of a pimp, seriously? Eight kickass innings, 2 runs, 7 hits, 4 Ks... Pimp, I tell you!

Course SOMEONE ELSE was also a pimp today, bumping his BA up to 291. Baffled? Tired of guessing?

Answer: Some dude named Byrnes.

Some kid decided to take a piss in my apartment complex's pool and they made everybody leave for like two days. Grr. Needless to say it... pissed me off...

Ha ha. Funny, right? Maybe not.


¡Tengo demasiado energía y nada que ver consigo! ¡Ayúdemeeee!!
feeling:: excited¡estoy LOCO
the jam:: Against Me!
Eric Shmeric
Forgive my extended absence.

In light of recent enlightenments I have decided to take a brief hiatus from the internet. In a kind of "epiphany" I have come to the realization that in order to attain the highest degree of self, one must search deeply within oneself for the core that will allow them to tap into the secret part that lives within all of us. In so doing I will find inner balance, and eventually outward balance.

Peace be with thee.Collapse )
feeling:: hyperhyper
the jam:: The EURYTHMICS hyesssss
Eric Shmeric
06 May 2006 @ 08:51 pm

DAAAAD, come back from Cincinnati and make them stop picking on me!


(This is how interesting my life is lately! Shocked? Didn't think so.)
Current Location: in the dugout shhhhhh
feeling:: annoyedangry lemon man thing!
Eric Shmeric
14 April 2006 @ 01:35 am
Well I've been nudged, so that means I have to update. If not to please Mr. jepeavy44 because I'm a people-pleaser like that.


Sooooo more playing time this season makes me One Happy Eric. Need to work on that .269 BA though, kinda. Course there's this like tiny inner me that's shriveling up because I can't surf in Arizona...

EXCUSE ME, MR. DURAZO SIR, but I believe I nudged you like 40 days and 40 nights ago?!

Smackdown with Houston tomorrow. Oh yeah. I'll be waitin'.

Current Location: jupiter?
feeling:: loafish....
the jam:: archers of loaf!
Eric Shmeric
03 March 2006 @ 02:28 am
I'm back I'm back I'm b a c k !
Eric Shmeric
28 November 2005 @ 11:39 pm
Because we all know the only thing to bring me out of my offseason stupor is a pointless meme!

The goods.Collapse )

Thefted from joshbeckett of course.

Haha I type "Jock Beckett" every damn time. Tell me that's not fate.

And I, as much as anyone, am dying to know what exactly Mr. Beane himself is planning to do with Ye Olde Oakland Staff come ST. Because it just wouldn't be a true A's offseason without an unexpected move from the management, now would it.

feeling:: bouncybouncy
Eric Shmeric
03 November 2005 @ 12:55 am
Why does everything have to suck?

Add to that, there's a fucking fly in my bedroom. Someone please kill it.

[OOC]Collapse )

feeling:: crushedcrushed
Eric Shmeric
27 October 2005 @ 01:13 am
Somebody buy me one of these.

And while this is going on, the White Sox are off winning the World Series. Congrats, dudes!

A day in the Life of Byrnes:

- Sleep till 4 PM.
- Surf.
- Baseball.
- Lather.
- Rinse.
- Repeat.
(Who woulda thought my offseason life would be so boring?)

A big juicy "hi" to all you journaling people who miss my strapping presence oh so terribly. <3
feeling:: contentcan't touch this
the jam:: "Carriage for Two", Tricky
Eric Shmeric
06 October 2005 @ 04:51 pm

Here we coooommmmmmme...
feeling:: ecstatichome at last
the jam:: airport stuff
Eric Shmeric
26 September 2005 @ 10:31 pm
Dear Yankees,

I understand you must win what with it being late in the season and all, but you can stop raping my team now. Thank you.

Mr. Byrnes
feeling:: aggravatedargh
the jam:: in an embarrassing fashion